Eurovision 2010; anti-climax much?

Cry, cry, cry. I was throughly dissapointed with the eurovision enteries this year. It had gone back to the times, when Britain came last, with a song that, better than a lot of others, but still so crap i physically die inside.
The only decent song's, i belive, were; Turkey (who should have won), Moldova (who were fun friendly and energetic), Ukraine (who continue there awsomeness in Eurovision, with a decent song) and Belgium (to whom we gave our 12 points and was a pretty good ballard type song)
Germany won this year with 'Satelite'. Ew. There song was okay........kinda. But no where near the best.
It's all down the the politics of it again i guess, and tbf, i am in support of Germany getting some sort of award, for the finacial easeing they've given to half of Europe. But eurovision is too important for them to win, as this kind of reward.
AND RUSSIA! well, for a song performed by 5 completly metally deranged, dirty scruffed, pedo fisherman from a small bear-hunting community somewhere half way up the Urals, they were shit. How the hell they beat us my soo much, i'll never know.
And "Quelle Suprise!" the Balkan block and ex-soviet countries, all voted for each other. How the actuall f*c* Serbia got anywhere, with this f*c*in' tranny lead singer they had. Surely only down to tatic voting. (And don't even argue to me, that the international pannel gets a say that swings it; you know all too well, what the soviets want, the soviets get).

My top 5 was this; compared to the real top 5.....

Mine : Turkey, France, Azerbaijan, Albania, Moldova.

'Real' : Germany, Turkey, Romania, Denmark, Azerbaijan.


Not what it should have been :/
Oh well, i'm off to watch some of them on youtube; see if they sound better after i've slept on it.

Tschuss! x

French

LOL okay i'm in the middle of a french listening practise thing atm, in school obv ;D
Good times, i felt that doing this, on a crappy ketyboard was more important though :]

Okay i dunno what else to write out but good times

Until next times x

Monday morning with Jacob's rape-y blog

Back again sweetcheeks, the weekly ICT update is here and at large again, better lock up your children as it's in a rape-y mood this morning. Wow, this is kinda like a section of a special show on radio "Monday morning with Jacob's rape-y blog". I like it, it's here to stay, GET USED TO IT. yeah, sorry for the mood this morning...after all it is ICT and i do nothing anymore. Well the course officially finishes this Friday, so I'm supposed to be making final improvements; but without the proper guidance,what is it that I iz supposed to do?

Well anyway, I think i need a competition for this, okay, so the person who can think of the last 5 Xfactor Winners gets a special prize; that prize being a luxury camping trip for two, with the lovely rape-y blog coordinator, Mrs. Razid McSingh. What. A. Treat.

And yes, so in between writing this, i'm writing in my school leaver's book, yet no one seems very interested in having a leavers book. I'm quite under the impression that no one can be arsed to write it or have one; seeing that most people are staying on together in this 6th Form anywayz. And those that are moving arn't so keen as on having memories of this place anyway...

Oh and the little Mrs. Awsome that usually sits next to me, is away AGAIN today ¬_¬ So I'm bored and have very few peoples to talk to (sad face) but i cope, I'm just writing this, writing a diary about my last weeks, and getting my leavers book with all sorts and manors of stickers I've collected of the years.

zOMG! Eurovision at the weekend! So excited it's ever so sad :'} It's gay pride also, but as if i'll actually do anything...S'all too far to go, Brighton's the closest. FML. But yeah, Eurovision'll be awsome times, i've already heard most the the entries anyway (A) But they're pretty good. Should be a gudden.

So, it's our leavers assembly on Thursday, even though we don't finish till the 25th of June. I don't get it either. I'm goin' ta HATE this leaver's assembly, i truly hate them so. I mean, normal assembly's make me want to die from massively overdosing on laxatives anyway, but the leaver Assemblys are going to be even worse than those prize giving Assemblys, to which, should i have known were on, i would have skipped school that day. (Sorry for the long sentence, feel free to put your own full stops in). But the whole fact of having to get up for an award and then go back again makes me physically ill. I guess it's being presented to the rest of the year group that's the real issue though. Oh well, I'm not a psychologist; able to diagnose the human mind.....yet.

Well this is the end of another Monday morning with Jacob's rape-y blog. If your wondering as to why it's called the rape-y blog...Well, it's because, upon you reading the word 'anyway' at any point through this. A small amount of date-rape drug has been administered to you. You've fallen asleep without knowing, been raped by a series of small elvish peoples and woken, continued reading this without realising.
Good times for the elvish peoples, not quit for you though :'/

Until next time x

*enter comical title*

Ooufft, well i think i've got a lot to write. But then i think about it, and i really don't.
Oh, i know xD i was on about the TV last night. It was awsome, i'm kinda into politics ya know (whoops, don't all call me 'cool' at once) and.....

....cookin' super noodles BRB....

....and....'Have I got news for you' was on, which is a pretty good show tbf. If you like that sort of thing. I'm watching the repeat right now as it happens xD I'm not quite enjoying this series as much as the others, seeing as there's a lot of derogatory remarks flying the way of my political idea, henceforth; i'm slighty upset.
...After this however, was 'Outnumbered' and i'm sure you all watch that. If you don't then...Well i won't go as far as to say that you should die, but you should be hurt for not watching it. Last night was a real good one too, the storyline about the Dad (played aply by Hugh Dennis); having an affair, leads to a whole array of comical situations. LOL. <>

OH AND YESTERDAY, was good times! LAST EVAR PE LESSON! OMG, i've been counting down for YEARS! Years, my friend.
We had golf as well ;D and you may remeber from an earlier blogpost, just how awsome that is, in comparison to all other comrehendable types of PE.

So, it's friday night now; my times of goin' out now, are well and truely, on halt for the time being. On the count of 'exams being too close' ;(
I shall get a film on soon, something funny, i'm in the mood for, Briget Jones' Diary perhaps? Or somthing on those lines.

So until laters babes x

Hoola Hoop?

I'd quite like to take this oppurtunity to write some random's things into a kinda coherrant story, well i'll start writing random stuff, off the top of my head, and if it doesn't work then i won't publish it :]

Tony. Just wow. Tony was a genius. Tony was a puffin. Tony was a baker. And, he made me a muffin. He went to work, each day at '9'. He put on his apron; it was bake time. Flying home, back to his nest, work was hard today, his best hippo customer had a strange reaction to his bread rolls, and so Tony was left with a small scale law suite to deal with before the morning. He didn't even like this hippo guy! Who was he anyway?; a big business man; from the USA.
The hippo took Tony to court, a silly mistake you see. 'Cause Tony's got powerful friends...As one of them is me! I'd smack that Hippo up, such bad times for him. I'll pack a lot into my punch; to crack and break a shin. He'd best off learn to stay away from Tony, he works hard for a living! Tony's a kind one, just so loving a giving. His family love him too, what is there to hate? Apart from poisoning the occasional roll, and often 'cumming' late.
I cba to do this anymore; i can't be arsed to rythme. It's not just the effort of it, i really don't have the time! So, Tony, after his law suite, followed the sidewalk back from the law house, he'd got off from being charged, which is okay. No thanks to that idiot republican Hippo and his extreme capatlist way.
YEAH OKAY, YA KNOW WHAT, i'm annoying myself now. I'll stop, erm....what else can i talk to you about? I dunno. I can moan about stuff if ya like? Sure? Okay then :]

Chavs.

Need i say more?
I mean it's not only their pissin' hats! OMG THEY PISS ME OFF SO! Shit okay, and i'm annoying myself again.

I'll stop this now ;D
Sorry for the crap blogg today :]
Won't be doing it again.

Until next time x

Back again.

Well I'm back in IT again. I think I'll make this a regular occurrence, as I'm completely lacking of guidance in this subject anymore. I've done all the work that i can think of doing, and the work that i could improve...i don't know how to; and even when i ask Sir how to, i end up with a mouth full of 'jibber-jabber' and come away with still NO clue as to where and what the last few minutes of my life concluded to.
So, my weekend was pretty good this time around. However, i didn't go out anywhere on the Saturday, for the first time in ages, and oh my absolute God, i wasn't half bored. That's probably why i put out so many blogs over the last couple of days. I'll slow down when i get my life back. Essentially, until time for Britain's got talent, i was only on facebook and YouTube ALL day, and as you know, not much happens on those days; vloggers have the day off, and everyone else is out; not able to post. Boring times. Britain's got talent made up for it tbf though. Was an alright one this week, with the variety of 'surprisingly' good singers and dance troops, of course.
Sunday was better, pour moi. The guys came round and we just had a day round mine, with Micheal McIntyre (or however he spells it) and Tom Hanks on the tele. (Not together, mind).

So yeah. Revision tonight, another exam tomorow. RE. Ew.
Until later x

Go compare, bitchez

So, after the post yesterday, i relalised just how many adverts i missed out...

Upon hearing "GO COMPARE!",we all get a different reaction and depending on our personality, this differs. Either of sheer HATRED for that obese, foreign, annoying, moustatshed, S.O.B. Or it could be that you see a catchy tune, sung well by a portly, friendly gentlemen, who's only aim in life is to save you money. Personaly, i'm in the first case. His voice comes on tele, and i cringe. I'm not a racist, in fact i love Italiens, there skin tone is something awsome. And i just realised; is the guy actually Italien? Or am i getting him subcontionaly confused with Pavorotti? Oh dear. But still, his nationality makes little difference. He is annoying, and i would not 'Go compare' with him.

I would go and compare, however, with Alexander Orlov, in other words, the compare the Meerkat-meerkat. Cutest, furiest little bastard EVAR. I even got the iPhone app (A). His adverts make us all chuckle. how could be get annoyed by him? Compare the Meerkat .com must be getting LOADS more hits that compare the market .com anyways. I mean, meerkats or cheap car insurance? There's only one way to find out! ...and you know the rest of the joke. But seriously, i'm not intersted in car insurance, yet. But when i am, i'll go straight to Alexander.

I guess, the best way to make a good advert is start with an awsome catch phase and work from that. Lets play a game yeah? Good. I'ma right a list of advert catch phases and you work 'em out.

Okay yh, i know it's a bit stupid, but it's easier and less time consuming for me. Everyone can be self centred from time to time :]

"OOH YES!" -

"First ya twist it, then ya lick, then ya dunk it" -

"BANG!, and the dirt is gone" -

"Because you're worth it" -

"Every little helps" -

"That's ASDA price, (tap tap)" -

Well my brain's gone dead :] Three posts in three maybe i should take a break for a bit.

So until next time....Keeep dancing!
x

We buy any car (.com)

Adverts! Just wow. Now, most of the time they are a sheer annoyance to EVERYONE, and the root cause of many exclamtions, such as "HURRY UP BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT!" or "OMG, BRING ON THE XFACTOR ALREADY!" Yet from time to time, that killer add comes along, that's sometimes even better than the show we're watching.

You guys know the kind i mean, look at Cadbury (or craft rather ¬_¬ ) for a start. The drumming monkey maybe the best advert of recent years, (bringing Phil Colins back into the charts) and after that was the 'eye-brows' cadbury add. I didn't see this add for weeks, after everyone else went mad for it, and i was fretting over where when why and how i could get my eyes on this advert EVERYONE was talking about. Eventually i did stumble across it, and yus, i was amused. A lot. If you have no idea what i'm on about, and havn't seen the advert, then you're a loser. Go see it now. In fact, i shall link you :] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3TDwY&feature=related

The other adds that i always enjoy are the Halifax adverts. Good ol' Howard! All those awsome songs...The chinese dude singing "Woke up this morning, feeling fine, we've got a current account that'll blow your mind, we give you 50 times more than these others do." And that big lady singing "EXTRA! EXTRA!" And then Howard does his version of "Sex bomb", good times.
There now a days adverts arn't quite as good, in my opinion, yet still, much better than those hair products adverts that NOBODY pays attension too. You know, Panten, Loreal, Dove etc...

"We buy any car .com" seems to be THE most popular add going round at the moment. With it's catchy jingle and funky-ass graphics...it's damn straight annoying. CHEESY, defines it better than anything. Yet, still, that as-addictive-as-heroin tune, gets many variations of words put to it. "We buy asian whores .com" being a frequently used one. How many verions can you think of. Feel free to comment them below, i'll enjoy reading them, i promise :']

When, my mother was asked 'What's your favorite advert' she replied with a crudly and badly sung series of 'dee, doo, daa and duu's' from which i somehow worked out it was from the Llyods TSB advert. With the train, and the cartoon people, must admit, that is pretty catchy. And it even made it into a Britain's got talent groups act. One of the good one's too xD

Hope you've enjoyed my rant on adverts. Tell uz you're favorites, in the comment section below (-points below) :']

Until next time x

Oh Yes! and colour! I've discovered COLOUR! good times :'] Hope it hasn't hurt yo' eyes or anything :]

Prom-time!

With the exam fast approaching, some people seem to think that the prom is more important...and i'm one of them. Sure, i appreciate the whole idea, that i need exams and i do pretty much enjoy education; and kid me not, i'm relativly intelligent. But the whole social aspect of life is, for a start, much more enjoyable and in a sense, more important. Think about it, job interviews, and the workplace, getting alone with people, and being able to openly talk with customers etc. can be in some cases, more useful than an GCSE in geography.

Back to the prom, and i'm sorted with my suit now! It's always good too see just how much more concerened about it my mum gets, rather than me. "So what are you going to do?" seemed to be the most common question asked by her over the 'searching for' phase. But i got it now; and it's a proper dinner suit, almost...bowtie and cumberbund included ;(
Not looking fit.

All the girls are getting panic-y too :]. Prom dresses must be the talking topic of choice for most people; colour, length, you know the rest...Just to make sure they don't wear the same, 'cause it wouldn't be good if they did :'/

Hope you guys are exicited for your's
Until next time x

zomg.

LOOL, well i'm quite liking this tbf. Currently i'm in IT, in school.
Bored mindless i must say; i has finished all the work now and am left meaningless...so i thought i'd try to get on my blogg, and as it happens it works. Hence me writing about literally nothing right now.
It's a monday morning here, and erm.. not much is occuring, people around me are doing work and i'm finding various other things to do, in which occupy my time...so i've sent emails to various people, looked at items of clothing that i may wish in partaking to purchase...and to see how exposed pics of celebrities i can find, before the schools restricting software kicks in. Topless is as far as it's gone :'/
Oh yh, and Lamprays, i found pictures of lamprays to show my mate; she's a bit silly and didn'
t know what they were ¬_¬ ....silly.

My weekend wasn't too bad either thanks. Just went town on the Saturday; it's good to get out of the house you know, and then revision on ther sunday... I learn'ded about Budhism :)
Oouft, Sir just found some work for me to do. :/
I'll do it in a minute...It's not incredabily inportant, and i've got 7 weeks in which to do this one simple task. "Clarifying backup procedures" good times. :]

...and, yus, i'm sure you're not the only one, who's noticed the recent wave on informality that has plauged through my blogg. I've just given up on trying to be 'posh' and 'Steven-Fry-esque' it's not me all round, i'll be who i am...if that's okay with you :]

Untill next time peoples x

Oh, what a day...

Well, as you're all aware, it's election day, where the adult people of Britain, supposidly go and vote for the party they want to run the country. By tomorow, we could see a large change in the way the country is run, whether, the conservatives, Labour or now, the liberal democrats get in.
Each have different policies which may mean, better help for poorer families, or more tax on petrol etc...
All will be found out tomorow.

Today, for me, however, was my first exam of this school year; french speaking (D:) it didn't go too bad, but in just one day i'd had enough of testing already.
It started with a mock physics exam, followed by an english essay on pre-1914 poetry, followed by my aforementioned french exam, followed by a biology lesson (with a teacher who makes life very hard for everyone). Then, was our year photo. That was a bit interesting; very cramped and dangerous considering we had to all stand on this platform thing, that didn't seem very stable D:. After the photo, i had double PE. Ew. and it wasn't all the good golf like usual. we had to do football. Such bad times. I'd decided for some reason though, that i'd get into this game. Looking like a fool didn't bother me after a while. I'd been made to wear THE smllest top, designed for a yr 7, anyway, as i'd forgotten my kit...So running about a lot wouldn't have made me look too much worse. ALTHOUGH! My dedication worked and I SCORED!

OMFG you heard me right! I. Scored.

For me, that is such an achievment.

After that i had after school maths as well :'/ So it was a LONG day, and i'm glad to be back home now. Shalln't be doing any revision. I think i deserve a night off

Good bye peoples x

Media

Now, it's no lie, that i am completly addicted to media in every sense of the word. Facebook, twitter, youtube etc. etc. Love 'em all.
I'm not sure if it's my generally addictive personality that makes me so connected with them. Or maybe it's the dirty dirty perv inside me, that wants to know everything that's happening with everyone ALL the time. Well.....not everyone, only the interesting, good looking or god damn awsome people that i know, really.
It could also be, because of my sad, sad, ssaadd life, that's free of much activity other than revision and school atm. And that Facebook is the easiest and most fun thing that i have to do, that requires little effort.
But most probable of all....is the fact that youtube is SOO HACKIN' AWSOME!
Fred, RWJ, Meekakitty, charlieissocoollike, WTB, Davvywavvy, ijustine so on, so forth...
All the people that make like even more bareable. Comdey good times to be had.

TV is also a type of media, that as a teenager, I so do enjoy. Early this week, i wrote one of these blog-people-things on Britain's got talent, but alas (...omg i didn't really just use 'alas' did I?, how gay?) the thingy didn't save, and i felt dissapointed and saddened afterwards...
Basically i just tried to review that weeks show. Wasn't especially good, but oh well...

Until next time beautifuls x

Kick. Ass.

So, today was an awsome day :]
It all started out with the once, two montly visit to my orchestra. I arrived early, as usual, with just enough practise time to remember just how crap I am, in comparison to how i was, before i moved to devon. Oh well.
The pieces we played reflected my deprivations as my tuba solo, crumbled apart leaving dissapointed faces across the orchestra....Oh well, i won't have to see them again for another seven weeks.

Apart from, of course, those certain members of the orchestra who i choose to see out of practise. Just so happens that i did, that following afternoon.

Before that though, was my trip to the dentist. In 3 minutes, the dentist was able to inflict a lot of pain to me, in the form of elastics on my braces....owwww, hurts. They hurt me for the rest of the day, and continue to, now. Got 4 lovely months ahead....

The rest of the day, however, was good times. We went to see Kick Ass with a mate, and some of his friends. Was really good times tbf. And such a good film, you MUST go see it. I order you.
After this we just went about the local area, McDonalds, people's houses, meeting up with new people and other things.
While waiting for the bus, we had an old lady suddenly start talking to us about such random shizz and i started laughing really rudely, which i tired hard to hide. Good times.
At the same bus stop, i put a picture of a local counciler (that i'd acquired by some means) on one of the seats, he looked incredibly pervy and i just hope that someone would have given him a lift on the bus :]

Anyway, i bored of writing this now xD
Uuntil next time beautiful people x