Wut now?!

"Ahuum" I mutter whilst stumbling into the crowded room - nobody noticed...

"AHUUM" I repeat with much more vigor than before, attempting to attract the attention of one (although preferably more) of my colleges whom all sat around a large florescent pink and amiably pertinent table. With the evening wearing on the lights had sunk to a dull wash of grey, and conversation, (fuelled by unGodly amounts of cheap-ass Champagne (although still to this day they maintain it was lemonade and grape juice no less)), had entered the 'oblivious recollection of uncouth childhood experiences' stage. Over this ratter my attempt at attracting attention had gone unnoticed. And thy remained the case until my third attempt deca-seconds later.

"AHUUMCOUGHCOUGHSPLUTTERCOUGHCOUGH!". Their focus fell upon me. The men in their fine silken and suede attires gazed quite sharply through their monocles up and down me - judging. Their wives (after conformation from their husbands) followed suit, glaring with a judgmental tone, expectantly.

It was now i could say what i had to say. What needed to be said in this situation.

"Hey Guys! Welcome back to my BLOG after so long!!"

Yes sorry about the large introduction, you know how it is, get carried away and all that Jazz. Well it's been a long while since the last blog and i should imagine it will be a long while till the next...

Until then lets enjoy this catch up: So put the kettle on; grab a ginger nut and invite the girlfriends around, we're having a catch up - and no, you don't get a choice.

Exams are over. Yay. Yet within less than a week we start next years' work. Soon? Yes. Useful? Yes. Exhausting? Damn, you know it guurl. What with the open days too, Oh my God, guys, the open days! The open days, OMG. So far it's been manageable, Plymouth; Edinburgh, Liverpool and then Cambridge tomorrow, Bristol after that - Oxford follows next week and Southampton finished it off nicely. All in all, I need a break, I want summer to come... You'd think i could relax right? Well once again my friend you would indeed be mistaken, and sadly mistake at that. The amount of shizzzz i need to do to make it look like I've done something constructive with my life for uni-admin-tutors is gut-wrenching huge. Placement here placement there and to top it all off a 'holiday' (cough) to Gdansk; Poland - with as it happens coincides with AS results day. Yet again i miss it. Yet again the torture is prolonged.

With the moans over for this month the fun stuff can begin...

Okay there is no fun stuff. The mouse has decided to not let me highlight so I'm changing font colour with SHIFT-ARROWS ¬_¬ Life...

So if you've managed to stay on track till the end, WELL DONE, i shalln't bother reading back through it, i asume my speeling and grummer is right first time... ;]

Farethee well avid reader...Until next time x